I guess I am the poor man on the block.. or perhaps it is because my family have long left the nest and I don’t need luxury for myself ... or it may be because I am too mean to spend my pension ..but I live in very basic accommodation during my travelling.
My “wealth” is in my ability to enjoy the wilderness whenever and wherever I want.. I spend half the summer living like a gypsy ..and I am perfectly happy doing so.
It all started quite a few years ago ... when I tailored a £10 Halfords tarpaulin to fit on the back of my hardshell boat. I toured Scotland that year ..parking up at night beside the road..and dossing down in the boat on the trailer
On calm nights..I would sleep on the water ..miles from anywhere. The views from my bedroom window made any hardship I may have ..well worth the while. However .. if there was a wave on the water.... I was often rudely wakened by being thrown off the sides of the rocking boat...it was a bit too narrow to be a stable sleeping platform in a chop.
So I decide the next best thing to do on a windy wave night was to sleep on land in a small tent. I bought a Tesco Extra Value tent for £20 and it served well as my summer home for five or so years.
My only complaint about this tent was ... it is only five foot six inches in length..and I am six feet long in length when lying down. Which meant that I was often woken by midges snacking on my feet first thing in the morning. However I did slept peacefully in many paradise locations off the west of Scotland in the Tesco Extra tent.. the tent was one of the best £20 notes I ever spent.
I got my pension “lump sum” last year..so decided to invest it in a longer tent. I bought a Vango Banshee 300 ..and it is like sleeping in the comfort of a gin palace after the Tesco Extra’s short falls. I discovered I don’t need so much Guinness to get a good night’s sleep in the Vango ..and the views from it are still as good as any other holiday accommodation I have had.
I do a lot of hill walking as well as boating.. so spend a lot of time sleeping in my 4x4 camper car. I have a bed and 5 gallon water container in the back..and I get a full six foot stretch..head to toe..for a decent nights sleep. I often carry a small SIB and outboard in the back of the car..or a mountain bike ..to use in days away when Im not running around the hills. When I go to bed..they are put out with the empty milk bottles...and covered with a cheap pound stretcher tarpaulin. The views are pretty good from the car’s bedroom window too.
I also made a tailgate tent for the 4x4.. which is ideal when cooking my breakfast on the tailgate of the car.. and it keeps the rain and midges out of my bacon butties and coffee.
Sadly ..I have not been away for the past few weeks..due to the high winds..and now the snow is on the hill tops.
I am in hibernation in my man cave of a house.
Roll on March or April ..when I will start my life of “New Age Traveller” all over again.
Yup.. its a hard life living with no worries.
