I am not allowed in here.....!

[mattswan2512]

I dont foot the bill either at 5.4 meters of quicksilver 540 but paul and martin have said i can stay if i pay their mortgages so thats so good of em and i do love this forum so worth the 3500 per month!

I do have a sib minus the gee gees in the garage so ill be asking for a rebate of 2 months money bk thats 7k paul and martin i expect shortly

[psycho]

I dont foot the bill either at 5.4 meters of quicksilver 540 but paul and martin have said i can stay if i pay their mortgages so thats so good of em and i do love this forum so worth the 3500 per month!

I do have a sib minus the gee gees in the garage so ill be asking for a rebate of 2 months money bk thats 7k paul and martin i expect shortly

Oooohhhh, you have just reminded me.! I have a small 2.4m slatted floor sib, Narwhal, in white, that we intend to use as a tender occasionally, when needed, so in theory, I can stay....! Happy days.

And, I still have the Quicksilver, because it hasn't sold yet.

[Martin]

Sorry , we don't do rebates ..
We've become accustomed to our fine food and expensive claret and a journey once a month to Strasbourg .
We could in theory give you a loan, but obviously there'd be strings attached to it.
Nothing too serious though, mainly telling you when you can work, how much you can be paid, where you can live, what size vacuum cleaner you may use and teaching your children to sing bah bah rainbow sheep.!

Ps..
Don't reply to or quote this post as its here for a few minutes humour.
It will not REMAIN on the forum, it will be removed before someone BREXIT (said in Yorkshire accent) :lol

[mattswan2512]

I to agree with your statement their...... seriously tho the 7k........

[Paul]

SOoo I'm a lifelong member here then
Glad to know that when I'm to old to launch my boat my bedroom inflatable called 'Jezebel' will keep me safe from expulsion as she's only 5' 4"

[mattswan2512]

SOoo I'm a lifelong member here then
Glad to know that when I'm to old to launch my boat my bedroom inflatable called 'Jezebel' will keep me safe from expulsion as she's only 5' 4"

Pmsl now that was good......my inflataboe wench is 6ft blonde with a shocked open mouth expression.......perhaps she already knows the referendum results

[Paul]

...my inflataboe wench is 6ft blonde with a shocked open mouth expression....

she never told me she had a taller sister ........I'll her for an explanation