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Post by neil h » 13 May 2018, 21:41

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

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Re: fags

Post by rogerblack » 14 May 2018, 09:01

:lol: Good one, Neil!

For the benefit of our friends over the pond, the word 'fag' here means 'cigarette'; the meaning in the US of A is rather different, as I discovered during my first trip there many years ago.

I got some very strange looks when I admitted to
getting through twenty fags a day ! :gay

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Re: fags

Post by Andy B » 15 May 2018, 09:38

rogerblack wrote:the word 'fag' here means 'cigarette'; the meaning in the US of A is rather different, as I discovered during my first trip there many years ago.
Me too.
I was sat in a sports bar in Miami when I announced that I was popping out to "smoke a fag".......lol :roll: :rofl
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